A Turkey Walks into a Pumpkin Patch is only the latest of Trader Joe’s cookie decorating kits. It’s predated by the Haunted House Chocolate Cookie Kit, which features a (mildly incongruous) edible gingerbread house, as well as spookily-shaped chocolate cookies, black and orange icing, jelly beans, and bat and bone candy. And as we progress into year’s end, the company will try to tempt customers with its Decorate Your Own Holiday Ornaments cookie kit with — you guessed it — eight ornament-shaped sugar cookies, icing, and sprinkles.
The Trader Joe’s Thanksgiving-themed cookie kit weighs in at a hefty 1 pound, 2.8 ounces for a cost of $7.99. (And supplies are limited, as this is obviously a seasonal rollout.) If the kits fly off the Trader Joe’s shelves like leaves in an autumn wind, fans could see them again in years to come.